Friends, I cannot remain silent. Far too often, I hear people from all walks of life encouraging Jesus to take the wheel. What are we all thinking?! His Blood is about 30 proof. His Blood alcohol is literally a Mystery, and it is no small miracle that he could even *ride* his ass in His native Asia (you know: the continent parallel parked *on* Europe and in mid collision with Africa, forcing the Americas give it a world's berth, but I digress). Truly, it is a Miracle just that He is alive. That is a whopping 1500 times the legal limit — we're talking Biblical proportions here! Think about the children for crysakes! And the adults! He not an alcoholic, just He is alcoholic, so don't get me wrong. And, do NOT let Him take the wheel.
And, in conclusion, may I please remind you that it does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty.